I hate it when skinny people complain about being skinny. THEY’RE FREAKIN STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Me o_O
The New Girl
So…. in case you didn’t know… I LOVE THE NEW GIRL! and ZOOEY DESCHANEL IS MY HERO!
I just spent the last two hours writing down New Girl quotes on my leg as I was watching episodes 16 & 17… and I would like to copy them onto my thunks because they’re going to wash off in the shower tomorrow…
Here they are.
Nick quotes:
”All crystal is, is ROCK POO!”
“Just tell him ‘Hey Mr. Fancyman! Don’t tell me what to do!’ Then throw away your phone.”
“I didn’t know this was your sweater. I saw it on the back of the chair and thought it was a sweater chair because those actually… exist…”
“It smells like…wistfullness”
“I’m sorry I just walked into this room and it smelled like Shakespeare!”
“Why don’t I just tell you [the number]… Five KAMILLION dollars.”
Winston Quotes:
“I even miss your chutney…”
“I just don’t want her to think I’m a part time nanny.” Little boy who he nanny’s, “You are a part time nanny.” Evil look from Winston inspires little boy to say, “You could always get fake glasses to make you smart… it worked for me!”
Schmidt quote:
“Ha! I got your kite, have fun flying your STRING the rest of the day!”
Nick says, “I’ll even let you clean my room.” Schmidt says in a reverent tone, “The White Whale?”
“Here. Take my shoes. I can always get a tetanus shot, but you can NEVER repaired damaged suede.”
Jess quotes:
“I wouldn’t have lasted 2 seconds at the throne of the Sun King.” 5 seconds later… “I think about that every day…”
“You guys, that wasn’t even the awkward part!”
“I found the affaghan in the garbage outside the animal shelter and the lamp underneath that!”
“I need some of your rich people hate.”
John promised Holly he’d build her a cake for her Bday. Holly made John keep that promise. Holly went home before John was finished building the cake. Leah got the cake that John built.
Thanks to John, Jessica and Chelsea for making Holly’s Bday fun for me (:
